Appearance:
Resembles a tall penguin
Birthplace: Transylvania ("the
Old Country")
Abilities: Magic (limited);
psychic (he can tell when the phone is about to ring)
Marital Status: Currently single
(has had 16 wives)
Children: Lily, Lester, and
another daughter (no name given)
Occupation: Mad scientist
Habit(s): Sleeps on a slab or
hangs from rafters
Philosophy:"My father and I were
very close. He used to give me such wonderful advice. I remember one
day he said to me,`Son, as you go through life bury your mistakes';
"You see, my father never believed in divorce."
